is hating myself a career option
(gnarlyから)
ugh why am I single?
*remembers what I look like*
oh yeah
(gnarlyから)
- me 98% of the time: what the fuck is going on
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(forgivem-eから)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(forgivem-eから)
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
(forgivem-eから)
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
